If Everyone You Love Reeks of Gravy, There's a Discount Cologne With Your Name on It
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A discount cologne is available, apparently targeted at individuals who are often around people with a strong smell, likened to gravy. The existence of this cologne has been reported. Details about the cologne, such as its scent and intended use, are not specified.