Man Scores Holy Grail Costco Hot Dog Sign — Wife Says It's Better Than Him Doing Drugs
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A man has acquired a highly sought-after Costco hot dog sign. His wife views this acquisition as a positive development, comparing it favorably to past behavior. The nature of this past behavior is implied to be problematic, with the wife suggesting that obtaining the sign is a preferable alternative.